The Devil is Anna, Firecrotch Refuses Its Name Maker, Rage as a Disease, Strict Begets Fat, Google Your Excel, and Hello Shiloh, The Rumor

Ironic. Because hell is hot.

1. While we're out celebrating The Beast or Anna Wintour today, lets not forget that it's also National Yo-yo day, the national holiday of Sweden and Queensland Day. Also, wish Paul Giamatti (aka Satan?) a happy birthday.

2. Barbara Davis, Brandon Davis's grandma, is saying that her grandson is dating firecrotch Lindsay Lohan herself. Lohan's rep Leslie Sloan refuted the statement, calling the elder Davis "desperate" for lying. She made things better for Lindsay by continuing, "They are not dating and they did not go to dinner together. Lindsay is dating several men who live overseas." (Page Six)

3. Fucking bloody hell. Add another disorder to the list--this time, Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED), which essentially is a violent outburst most commonly known as road rage. According to a survey led by Harvard Medical School professor Ronald Kessler, 16 million American adults might have this condition. Who knew, life can imitate an Adam Sandler movie...which can now be known as art perhaps? (Food Consumer)

4. Repressed children might not be the only result of strict parenting. Research from Boston University School of Medicine says--brace yourself--it can make your children fat. But that's sort of unfair. Really, it's bad parenting in general that increases the risk of child obesity. Findings were that permissive and neglectful parenting were twice as likely to produce overweight children than authoritative mothers, while authoritarian parenting were five times as likely. (Forbes)
5. Google's online spreadsheet software is nearly here as Google offers tours of its tool on its site. Spreadsheeting has never looked like so much fun as you can invite others to edit with you and chat about how to organize your info. Also, who doesn't want the input of a friend named Micah?

6. Did Hello do it? Did it grab the coveted-charitable-most expensive-do-gooding baby picture of Brangelina's spawn? Maybe, maybe not. But oh, to dream. (Socialite Life)