Death by Sausage, Manatee More In Danger, R. Kelly Revealed, CBS Goes iTunes, and 24 in Theaters

1. In Germany, a 50-year-old man is suspected of killing a woman with a sausage. She choked on a Bockwurst but he might have "administered" her the meat. Nonetheless the silver lining is that it inspired Reuters with witty headline, "The Wurst Way to Go?"

2. Hurray! Go ahead with your life-long dream and kill a manatee now in Florida. The state has removed the animal from its endangered list. Of course, this benefiting boating and development companies is purely coincidence. (NYT)

3. The sex video showing R. Kelly engaging in sex with a 13 year old will be shown in court to the media and the public, a Chicago Judge Vincent Gaughan ruled. Defense lawyers told the judge to restrict the viewing to just himself, jurors and the legal teams because it might embarass the now 21-year-old girl. So kind. (BBC)

4. CBS has just joined the bandwagon of putting its shows on iTunes. Because you damn well want to watch Numb3rs and CIS wherever you bloody please. (ITWire)

5. 24, the movie, is confirmed and set to come out in 2008. Uh, not if there's not an internet leak first! *cross fingers* (LSE)