Lohan Powders to Wintour's Discontent, Jolie's Tattoo Explained, Ugly Sheep Revalued, CrackBerries, and Jessica Simpson "Dances"

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1. Anna Wintour was understatedly peeved at tablemate Lindsay Lohan at the CFDA awards on Monday. Lohan went to the bathroom to "powder her nose" six times within two hours. What? And no Pulp Uma? Woman is incredible. ( Page Six)

2. Jessica Simpson and hairstylist/new-BFF Ken Paves hit the small dance floor at Chelsea's Double Seven yesterday. According to one patron, "The girl cannot dance," but added, "She was drinking." Whether or not the two are related is unclear. ( Daily News)

3. People denies paying $4.1M for the Shiloh pictures but refused to provide the charitable amount. The executive editor, Peter Castro, did offer an explanation for Angelina's arm tattoo though as the latitude and longitude lines for Ethiopia (Zahara), Cambodia (Maddox), and the numbers for Namibia (Shiloh). ( ABC)

4. The current Australian hunt for the country's ugliest sheep is not as ridiculous as it sounds. Scientists want farmers to donate their sheeps with low-quality wool to try to identify what went wrong in their DNA to produce such scratchy merino. Currently the Aussie's merino wool industry is worth $2.1B a year. ( AP)

5. Because of General Manager Rick Ueno's addiction to the BlackBerry, the Sheraton Chicago Hotel offers relief to fellow CrackBerry-heads by his offering his office free-of-charge as a place to lock them up. Right, giving the drug to the addict sounds like a swell idea. ( CNN)