Heart Breakers Grover Cleveland, Mike Wallace, and Jack Black
Here is your daily dose of news, the soul-crushing variety.
1. U.S. Customs agents found 250 bogus billion dollar bills bearing President Grover Cleveland's face in a West Hollywood apartment. "You would think the $1 billion denomination would be a giveaway that these notes are fake, but some people are still taken in," said a secret agent. But then if the $1b bill doesn't exist, what's this, Associated Press?
2. Vicki model and devout Catholic Adriana Lima told GQ that she deems abortion a crime and sex before marriage is simply not for her.
3. Trader Joe's. This Friday. Oh. My. God.
Though Two Buck Chuck is going to be $3. That doesn't even rhyme! Trader Joe's in NY is already starting to look lame (I mean, Union Square? Trader Joe's? What?!).
4. Oooh, dream-killer alert, but Jack Black is off the market. He has eloped with triplet Tanya Hayden. Wish upon another star.
5. Charlize Theron says she has not split from Stuart Townsend and was alone at the Oscars because Townsend was working.
6. Eighty-seven-year-old Mike Wallace will retire from "60 Minutes" at the end of its current season. In a news release, the network says his title will be Correspondent Emeritus. (NYT)
1. U.S. Customs agents found 250 bogus billion dollar bills bearing President Grover Cleveland's face in a West Hollywood apartment. "You would think the $1 billion denomination would be a giveaway that these notes are fake, but some people are still taken in," said a secret agent. But then if the $1b bill doesn't exist, what's this, Associated Press?
2. Vicki model and devout Catholic Adriana Lima told GQ that she deems abortion a crime and sex before marriage is simply not for her.
3. Trader Joe's. This Friday. Oh. My. God.
Though Two Buck Chuck is going to be $3. That doesn't even rhyme! Trader Joe's in NY is already starting to look lame (I mean, Union Square? Trader Joe's? What?!).
4. Oooh, dream-killer alert, but Jack Black is off the market. He has eloped with triplet Tanya Hayden. Wish upon another star.
5. Charlize Theron says she has not split from Stuart Townsend and was alone at the Oscars because Townsend was working.
6. Eighty-seven-year-old Mike Wallace will retire from "60 Minutes" at the end of its current season. In a news release, the network says his title will be Correspondent Emeritus. (NYT)
posted by pantyhoseruns at 12:00 PM
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i tried to create an account, but they wouldn't accept any of my usernames, so i'll always be anonymous.
Anyway--$3 for $2 Buck Chuck?!! that just makes me think trader joe's gave up their soul to be in new york. now, everyone will go around thinking Charles Shaw is great because it's $3, but only a few will know it's not because it is $3.
Dear Technologically-Unsavvy Reader,
Yes, that sucks indeed. To look on the bright side though, think of the extra dollar as something that saves you from entering Jersey.
Hopefully you didn't grow up there.
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