Post celebrity-deprived weekend dose

1. Tonight. Macaulay Culkin. His new book Junior. Barnes and Nobles, 33 E 17th Street. 7 p.m. I’ll spare you the clichéd scream, as I’m sure you’ll be doing it yourself when there.

2. In his interview with GQ, (former?) sex addict Michael Douglas has a few harsh words to say about Brangelina and other celebrity (ex)couples. “I don’t know about Brad Pitt,” says Douglas, “leaving that beautiful woman to go hold orphans for Angelina. I mean how long is that going to last?”
He continues, “I mean, don’t ask me what happened with Renee Zellweger [and Kenny Chesney]. I don’t know how you get married for four months. And Julia with Lyle. There must be some incredible things you find out one night. I mean, I don’t know.”

3. La Lohan just swears that she doesn’t have sex with that many people, but she seriously thinks that sex is “groovy.” But will she take it all off for a movie as easily as she does in her, uh, tabloidic, life? “I’m okay with being topless in front of people, but I’m not sure if I’d want to do it onscreen. If it’s a role that’s going to win me an Oscar, it would be different.” Well, it’s a less hackneyed justification than doing it for art. (Daily News sourcing Cosmo)

4. Dennis Quaid confides in Best Life magazine that he was manorexic in the mid-90s, dropping to 138 pounds from 180. Probably not the best time, Meg Ryan, to go on Oprah and say what an “unhealthy marriage” it was and how you should have left sooner. You know, because someone’s publicist is better than yours. (People/AOL)

5. Wafah Dufour landed her own reality show documenting her American dream of becoming famous! It’s really sweet, seeing her struggle to become a pop star on her own merits. I mean, she didn’t get this deal because her uncle is Osama Bin Ladin...nooooo.

6. Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend have split because they had grown apart by her bow...I mean...their filming schedules. (The Sun)

7. Britney Spears gives K-Fed an allowance for daily expenditures (like wife-beaters, weed, and boozing?) and any big ticket items must have her approval before purchase. (Page Six)

8. Michael Keaton, Robert Downey Jr. and Bebe Neuwirth did the less-than-$1-million film, Game 6, for $100 a day. Finally! A real “celebrities are just like us story!” (Not US Weekly, but CNN)