BPO (Beautiful People Only) News

1. Uma Thurman and Andre Balazs break up. Not to say it's deliberate, but this kind of lukewarm news sounds about right for her newly-released DVD of Prime. (Page Six)

2. What's your favoirte travel companion? According to The Sun, if you're Kate Moss, it's a £65,000 Fabergé egg containing coke, ecstacy and the date rate drug Rohpynol (the latter two to come down from the high--it says it in The Sun!). I suppose the Fabergé is the layman's Altoid bin (what do you mean that's not why it's "curiously strong?").

3. In case you forgot to Tivo "The View", Donald Trump commented on the "nice figure" of his daughter, Ivanka, and then said that if she wasn't his daughter, "perhaps I'd be dating her." Well, ew goes without saying.

4. Paris Hilton was banned from the Vanity Fair Oscars party. But will good continue to triumph? ...

5. Employees at Millenium Partners-owned Reebok Sport Club/NY are complaining that only the attractive lot of them are being positioned visibly to the gymgoers while the rest are subjected to the backroom. To see how this will play out, go to your local movie theater and watch The Hills Have Eyes. (Daily News)