Thursday, March 02, 2006

My daily fix on "news"

1. NYC Regional of the US Air Guitar Championships. Tonight. Knitting Factory. Oh.my.god.

2. Quick, what are the five freedoms listed in the First Amendment? What are the first names of The Simpsons? Another survey proving Americans are stupid, the McCormick Tribune Freedom Museum surveyed a thousand and results are in: only 28% could name more than one of the five freedoms but 50% could name at least two Simpsons (And uh, if you want to know the answer to the first question, you can unashamedly click here. My links don't judge).

3. Nuh uh...but uh huh! MC Hammer blogs. Will news soon be "who doesn't?"

4. Damn. Reese Witherspoon is now the highest paid actress of all time: 29 mil for horror film Our Family Trouble.

5. Mischa is single again, but sad, but dating a lot of guys, perhaps even Jake Gyllenhaal...but still sad...*t..e..a....r......*

6. Pictures of 15 year old Hermione (or "Emma Thompson") are circulating drinking beer.

Magic makes people grow up fast. Watch out for that descending hand!