Edit in Netherlands bootying

Please note that "children's toes" should be "children's toys". My desire for pirates in that story obviously overwhelmed my subconcious...um, because pirates love to dispense children's toes on the beach of course. (Note to pirates: I love pirates. I have pirates as friends. Please don't send me hatemail...though doublenote that you probably can't as I never posted my email up. Suck. Er.)

5. Off the beach of a Dutch island, 58 storm-wrecked containers let loose thousands of shoes, children's toes and aluminum briefcases, which were being filtered by crowds of booty-hunters. Why do only whimsical things happen in the Netherlands?! Oh wait...not Neverland. Silly me. (AP)