Crazy Jake, Lovable Jack, and Oral "Sex"

1. Diane Keaton tells Oprah she is still in love with Jack Nicholson. When Gayle King, Oprah's best friend, asked him how Keaton could feel better about this, he said, "Invest more in heavy sexual acts. Not too distorted, but at least interesting in nature." Really, Diane? (Daily News)

2. Yanni does jail! The musician had to spend 11 hours in jail one night last week after being accused of being verbally and physically abusive to girlfriend Silvia Barthes. Police confirmed that Barthes had a swollen and bloody lip. Yanni's attorney commented, "He's the most gentle man around. His hands are his instruments." (Chicago Tribune)

3. Wonderfully crazy pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal with probably a petrified Ang Lee.

4. A 22-year-old Californian who received oral sex from a 16-year-old girl should not be required to register for lifetime sex offender status, as decided by the CA Supreme Court. See, oral sex isn't sex, Betty...if and when the Supreme Court decides to throw its weight on this. (Reuters)

5. In Andy Fastow's testimony yesterday, he said that Skilling and Lay signed off on two off-the-book partnerships. Can't wait for Enron's sequel in jail... in the form of a musical of course.