Thursday, August 10, 2006

Catty Nasties, Lohan Stalked, and Your Studies Wrap-Up

1. The Condé Nast cafeteria staff, perhaps frustrated with "serving food" to the employees there, decided to step up on the snarkiness in their comment cards. Favorites are:
"Nicole" wrote: "Why are we always out of crackers??" The cafeteria's answer: "You're right, we being too generous with giving them out for free!! What are we thinking?"
Another employee requested: "Make more frittata in the morning please!!!" The cafeteria retorted: "We have frittata everyday until 10:30. On another note I know a great eye doctor."
(Daily News)

2. Lindsay Lohan has a stalker, who has been sending her letters and flowers on the set of Georgia Rule. ...Um, sounds horrid. (TMZ)

3. Studies galore! Married people live longer (and richer--those bastardly happiness hoarders!) than their widowed/divorced/single counterparts, more than 3 percent of American teens have whored themselves for money or drugs, and stats show that it's not just the trend to have obese children--they're just being born that way nowadays! (ABC)

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