From Buttlight to Naked Protest to Penis-Pumping Judge

1. A inmate in Pakistan woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb up his butt. Last night, doctors took it out in a one-and-a-half hour operation. "Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort," Fateh Mohammad said in relief. Mohammad said he didn't know who did this to him, perhaps "police or other prisoners." The doctors who removed the bulb doubt his explanation. (Reuters)

2. Pamela Anderson took all but her panties off in Stella McCartney's boutique window yesterday, not just for the heck of it, but for fur, god damn it. Anderson said of celeb fur-wearers, "I don't think that's glamorous at all ... especially the ones that are starting to put them [fur] in their clothing lines like J. Lo and Beyoncé ... it's really important for them to be conscious of what they wear, especially as they're fashion icons." (TMZ)

3. Absurd case of the moment right now is one from Oklahoma where ex-Judge Donald D. Thompson is being tried for using a penis pump in the courtroom while cases were going on. The past couple of days, jurors enjoyed attorneys on both sides gesticulating masturbation and squeezing the pump to demonstrate the volume of the "sh sh" sound in court. Former court reporter Lisa Foster cried as she testified about how she saw Thompson's everything at least 15 times. Now, inducing crying--is that good or bad? (NYT)