The Apple Doesn't Fall Far, Madonna Brits Lohan, Jacob the Jeweler Arrested, and Bush Asks Smartly

Finally, a president who makes me U. S. A. proud.

1. Apple faces sweatshop accusations as the Ipod has been uncovered to be made by lowly paid factory workers in China, which is highly appropriate since Apple is now teaming up with Nike. *zing* (MacNewsWorld)

2. Madonna perhaps has found a Britney replacement in the form of one Lindsay Lohan. Lohan has recently talked about "looking into Kabbalah," and In Touch says that Madonna wants to duet with her new potential dotee. (MSNBC)

3. When Bush was questioned by reporters yesterday after his return from Baghdad, he noticed a reporter in sunglasses and asked, "Are you going to ask that question with shades on? I'm interested in the shade look. Seriously. For the viewers, there's no sun." Luckily for the president, blind reporter Peter Wallstein didn't take any offense. (Daily News)

4. Jacob Arabo, jeweler to a fabulous bevy of actors and rappers, was arrested this morning on charges stemming from 16 defendents' violation of federal drug laws and laundering in Detroit. (TMZ)