Shitless Smokers, "Anonymous" Donor, Hilton-Lohan Beef, and Google Tries to Keep a Secret

1. Ronaldo Martinez aka "Tracheotomy Guy" has inspired 15,000 smokers to be aspiring non's, and by inspire, I mean, scare the shit out of. NYC's Health Department has received nearly triple the amount of calls from last year since the airing of Martinez's ads, which show his speaking with a voice box: "Now there is a permanent hole in my throat. Nothing will ever be the same." True for any viewer of the ad apparently. ( Daily News)

2. Ironically anonymous mayor Bloomberg strikes again with $30 million donated to the Carnegie Corporation of NY. Upon contact, the mayor's chief spokesman, Stu Loeser, declined to contact. Oh someone just give me my cheese and *cue monkey on drums.* ( Newsday)

3. Forget about what you heard on the Hilton-Lohan makeup. Paris gave Lindsay a piece (as if there was anything else) of her mind at Butter on Monday: "I can't believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!" Paris followed with some curses, to which Lindsay responded with walking out the door. Paris then stripteased for some Knicks and Giants. ( Page Six)

4. You won't see anything on GoogleEarth, but turn to the NYT for Google's new simultaneously secret yet conspicuous computing centers in Oregon. Ooh, what diabolical schemes of world domination are they physically supporting now?