Sex Suits

1. At a retrial of German cannibal Armin Meiwes, sex expert Klaus Beier said that Meiwes was motivated by his victim's wish to be eaten and not a desire to kill. Prosecutors were hoping the expert would say the latter as they seek a murder conviction over Meiwes' current manslaughter sentence. Last January, Meiwes described part of the incident where

"he had severed Brandes's penis and that both had tried to eat it, without success, although Meiwes later ate flesh from the body. After heavy bleeding, Brandes finally fell unconscious. Believing his victim to be dead Meiwes laid his victim out on a bench and plunged a knife into his neck."

Oh god, this does nothing for my hangover. (Reuters)

2. Colin Farrel and Nicole Narain have reached a deal over their sex tape, though the details of the agreement will not be disclosed...you know, unlike their sex tape. (Daily News)

3. Two lacrosse players from Duke University have been arrested today and charged with kidnapping and rape. Sophomores Reade Seligmann's and Collin Finnerty's bails have been set at $400,000. The woman, 27, was hired to perform as an exotic dancer for a March 13th off-campus party and says she was attacked by three white players in the bathroom. The DA's affidavit reports she had signs and injuries of being raped and assaulted. The lacrosse coach, Mike Pressler, resigned on April 14th, the same day a warrant disclosed that a player emailed a message saying he wanted to invite strippers to his room to kill and skin them. The team's season has been cancelled. Robert Bennet, ex-Bill Clinton lawyer, has been hired as a spokesman by a group of Duke supporters who feel the university and players have been subjected to unfair treatment. Yeah, the lacrosse players losing out on the season really does suck. (NYT)