Oops, She Did It Again, Lohans and Toilets, Divorced, Engaged, and $15 Million Dollars

1. Spears-Fed baby falls off high chair on April 1st when realizing trashtastic was a euphemism. Officers from the Department of Children and Family Services paid his folks a visit and decided no investigation needed to be done, though you can't doubt their suspicion seeing that Kevin Federline is the father, it was April Fool's Day, and a baby fell out of a chair. (Star)

2. Matt Lauer has been contracted for three more years, at $15 million a year, by NBC...though will continue to be slighly eclipsed by Katie. (NYT)

3. The new face of Louis Vuitton is cell-phone chuckin' Naomi Campbell, not Lindsay Lohan. Perhaps only bad publicity works only in models' favors. (IEO)

4. Preggerz Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are engaged ...or is it engaged Maggie Gyllenhaal now preggerz... Hmm... (People)

5. Tori Spelling is finally divorced from estranged husband Charlie Shahaian, but don't get too excited yet guys--she's engaged to Dean McDermott. I know, it's like raising your hopes just to crush them. (TMZ)

6. Dina Lohan, NY Post-described Lindsay's mom-ager, freaked out on a partier in G-Spa's bathroom, who asked Dina and friend to hurry up in the only working stall. What is up with the Lohans and making news in NYC's nightlife bathrooms?